Top Shelf Messaging Customers Will Go Crazy Over


Joining the Real Housewives and faking a marriage won’t be necessary to get your brand noticed.  However, you’ll still get the influence and bizness boom ~ without a single staged fight.


But with messaging and copywriting so good it’ll turn you into your customers’ cult-favorite product, your new website may need its own reunion special.

Show me the goods & services

MEET THE CPG COPYWRITER WHIPPING UP YOUR MOCKTALE


Heyyy, I’m Dalji — Brand Strategist & Website Copywriter by trade, and a Real Housewives + Beyonce connoisseur by passion. 

Expect the same boldness and indelible energy these women have to be brought to your brand.

I ensure early stage founders like you have a website investors can’t deny ~ because how else are your customers going to know how great your brand is before they take a sip or bite?  

Read my Tagline

You are focusing all of your time and budget, building out the best Paid Media Campaigns and hoping the biggest influencer or social media trend will make your brand an overnight success? 

Or

You thought paying a big-name agency $20,000 to do your branding was going to be the solution to your low sales?

Good thing we bumped into one another – because your brand’s about to get the messaging it deserves. Strong enough to leave a lasting impression that no influencer could ever replicate or a big-time agency could strategize.


~ Warning: Reading Further May Result in Extreme Brand Clarity and a Sudden Urge to Hire Me!

~ Warning: Reading Further May Result in Extreme Brand Clarity and a Sudden Urge to Hire Me!

Right now, you’re probably..

  • Staring at your brand's messaging like it’s an AP statistics exam (huh?).

  • Wondering why your sites bounce rate is so high, even though your product is the best sh*t on the market.

  • Trying to be different from the competition, but somehow ending up looking like the dupe brand snack section in the grocery store.

  • Debating if you should spend your budget on random Meta Ad’s or a cool logo (spoiler: vibes don’t convert).


That’s where ya girl comes in.

I turn your in-progress ideas into fully developed messaging that actually sells.

Think of your ideas as the ingredients and me as the bartender mixing them into a perfectly crafted Mocktale. 

You need a website copywriter that is more than an expert. She’s a magician when it comes to SEO, a therapist at brand strategy and a Karen when it comes to establishing your brand voice (minus the unpoliteness and bigotry part).

I’m not here to sell you corny ass corporate copy jargon.

I’m here to help you build a brand voice so distinct, it’ll have everybody on MUTE…. A.K.A. too stunned to speak.

Your messaging will go from “I mean it’s iight, to OMG what did you put in this? 

Now check that!


Meet your Copywriter

What I Actually Do (besides making you more money)

I take an innovative brand like yours and make it a future household name. 

  • By curating strategy that gets to the point like the friend who orders the first round of shots as soon as ya’ll walk in the club.

  • Makes customers feel something besides confusion, disappointment and secondhand embarrassment.

  • Sounds so undeniably like YOU, AI wishes it could.

If you want your brand to have a voice that’s anything but bottom shelf, let’s shake things up.

Take peak at the drink menu (I mean copy services…)


  • Top Shelf

    Brand and Website copy services for the brands who need an entire 180 or are starting from zero. Full-out brand strategy and Website Copy curated specifically for your customers.

  • Signature Sip

    You still need to find out who you serve, what’s your advantage and how to make your products irresistible.

  • Short Glass

    Like what you already have, but don’t love it? ~ Brand and Website Copy Audit

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